crtter:

speedlimit15:

my grandma sent me a vintage book of texas postcards and this is the best one

bogleech:

when they underestimate the power and speed of my muck-crusted claws

the-cybersmith:

kuruk:

Help

These are the laws of nature.

A predator has but one chance at ambushing stronger prey.

Like a careless lion who mistimes a pounce, you shall be crushed beneath the elephantine trunk of my intellect.

boxur:

boxur:

“DNI: freaks” do you realize how conservative you look

freaks please interact

crumb4:

sapper-in-the-wire:

cadmium64:

animelionessmika:

sapper-in-the-wire:

Cuba does not have a higher life expectancy than the United States. Even if it did, the Cuban government does not allow dissent to the regime and routinely harrasses pro-democracy activists.

Cuba does have a higher life expectancy. Cuba also allows dissent, so much so that they just voted to rewrite their constitution. Meanwhile in the US when you stand outside a government building with a sign:

oswednesday:

oswednesday:

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

enki2:

masterboa:

injuries-in-dust:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn’t place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.

The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.

secondlina:

projectsurreal:

setzeri:

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.